Some of the best revenge comes through the minds of high school individuals.  While their version of revenge might be a little bit catty, that doesn’t mean their revenge isn’t effective!  This story is born from the traditional the-cheerleader-is-a-snob back story… and the pierced, tattooed individuals got their revenge.

One night, the teenagers snuck out of their house at about 1 in the morning, and went over to the cheerleader’s house.  They found the cheerleader’s car sitting out in the driveway, and got to work.  The first thing that they did was to wrap the car entirely in tape and toilet paper, and then soap up the windows.  Then they threw eggs over the mess and wrote threatening messages on the windows with antifreeze.

Finally, they took a picture of the cheerleader from the school yearbook and then burned half of it, just to give the entire endeavor that “voo doo” feeling.  Then they rang the doorbell and ran away.

Well, it turned out that it was the dad that answered the door, and he was somewhat less than pleased at the vista that greeted him.  He ended up calling the cops, so the group of teenagers had to hide on their way home.  They managed to make it back unscathed, however, and lived to tell the tale of their revenge another day!

It just goes to show that it’s probably in your best interest to not be a snob.  Not to say that we condone soaping windows and burning pictures, but the best way to avoid getting a dose of revenge is to avoid being a bad person in the first place!

This revenge story takes place in the 1970s, when tube tops were still thought to be a good idea.  There was one gentleman who had a habit of harassing girls with stunts like snapping bras and that sort of thing.  One day this gent was at a party with a bunch of ladies who were wearing tube tops.  He thought that it would be a clever idea to sneak up behind a girl and pull her tube top down, exposing her breasts to the rest of the party.

After she managed to get her tube top back up, she turned around and poked him in the eyes.  This made him cover his face in pain, and she took advantage of his distraction to pull his pants and underwear down.  Not satisfied with the exposure, she reached out and grabbed his testicles while he stood there and screamed “let go of my balls!” over and over and over.  Eventually she did let go, but he was in so much pain that he was completely unable to pull up his pants for ten minutes.

It just goes to show that even though you may like the ladies, it might be worthwhile to act more like a gentleman than a brute – else wise you might end up in a painful situation with your pants down!

 It is a strange person who truly enjoys getting visited by individuals who go door-to-door selling or trying to advertise religious information. In fact, the only people who seem to truly enjoy these visits are the ones who get pleasure out of messing with them, and even though there are some great stories that have come from these sorts of pranks it is not necessarily a kind of revenge.

This story, however, is definitely a form of revenge. One homeowner kept on having a pair of Mormons come to his house and try to solicit him. No matter what he did or said, they never would leave him alone. Finally, he got fed up and decided to take matters into his own hands with a little bit of creative revenge.

What the homeowner did was go to a website that is owned by Reverent R.G. Cox. What this website does is raise money for charities by selling the Mark of the beast. Essentially, the homeowner donated some money to some worthy causes in order for a letter to be sent to the Mormons saying that their souls had been successfully tainted by the Mark of the beast.

Of course, the Mormons were somewhat less than pleased to have this be on their records. They were even less pleased when they could not get the charity websites revoke the letter. It just goes to show: no matter if you are selling goods or spiritual redemption, it’s really not a good idea to go about bothering the unwilling. Most people find their own way to salvation, and if they do not they will definitely find her own way toward revenge!

At the end of the day, some forms of revenge may be easier to enact than others. Sometimes, revenge might be too tempting to pass up when the intended target of the revenge basically hands you the tools that you need to enact the perfect revenge for free. Such was the case for a couple. The man in the relationship was a little bit volatile, and ended up breaking off the relationship with his girlfriend of two years over a relatively petty argument that had happened before Christmas. The woman was incensed, but resolved to move on with her life.

A couple of weeks later, the man got in contact with her, since she knew more about technology than he did. He was having trouble logging into his e-mail account, and asked if she could help. Nonplussed, the woman signed into his e-mail account and then noticed that he had signed up for a matchmaking site.

She looked on the profile that he had set up, and was astonished about some of the lies that he was telling others about himself. She ended up signing into his account, changing the answers on his profile to reflect more about who he really was, and then changing the user name & credentials so that he could not change the profile himself.

The woman tells us that her ex got some pretty interesting responses from that dating profile; none of which were ones that you wanted. It just goes to show: if you really need help with your e-mail inbox, it’s probably not a good idea to turn to your ex.

Sometimes, the most entertaining forms of revenge can be somewhat childish in nature. Or somewhat childish in heart, such as when you get a heart-shaped box of candy that might not necessarily contain what you originally hoped it would.

The story behind this for revenge is relatively simple in nature; two girls were in college and found out that somebody else in their dorm was spreading rather vicious rumors that the two friends were in fact lesbians. The overall pallor at this university was rather conservative in nature, so such rumors were causing them serious problems with their other friends. Set up with the rumors and wishing them to stop, the two girls decided to get revenge in the form of a “gift.”

Since this college was in a rule area, it was not uncommon for moose to be around. One day, the two girls went up and collected a substantial amount of moose droppings. Then, they heated up some chocolate and proceeded to cover the moose droppings and chocolate creating what actually ended up being rather attractive looking “candies.” Then they package the candies up in a heart-shaped box and left them anonymously at the door from the ubiquitous “secret admirer.”

The girls were not around when the recipient of the gift ended up sharing the bounty with her friends. However, they do know that the rumor stopped soon after that since the candy was a not so sweet reminder that making up false rumors in order to unnecessarily complicate the lives of others is never a way to live a good life.