Fishy Revenge

What is a girl to do when her boyfriend has an affair with her best friend and then decides he’d rather live with the best friend than her?  Why she empties a pack of frozen shrimp along with a few chunks of beef into the hems of his curtains, of course.  At least that’s what one girl did while moving out of her ex-boyfriend’s house after he decided he’d rather co-habitate with her best friend.

The smell quickly went from mild odor to rancid.  They couldn’t even be in the room.  They tried everything.  They even had professional cleaners come give it their best shot.  Nothing helped.  The couple finally decided they couldn’t continue living in the house.  In order to buy themselves out of the lease, they had to pay two months of rent and forfeit their deposit, which amounted to several thousand dollars.  On the day of the move, the jilted woman drove by.  She decided to park her car and watch as items were brought out of the house and loaded into the moving truck.  She began laughing hysterically when she saw a mover hauling the drapes with the spoiled shrimp and beef in the hems.

Although it’s unlikely this one went on forever, it’s hard to believe that anyone with a decent sniffer didn’t discover that it was the curtains either during the move or right after when they went to rehang the curtains, it’s still a pretty decent way at getting back at someone.  Rather than one short hit, the woman was able to draw out her revenge indefinitely.  Furthermore, although suspicion is likely to be high once the trick is discovered, there’s really no way to prove that she did anything.  The fact that the new lovers are no longer able to occupy the place she once shared with her ex-boyfriend and had to plop down thousands of dollars to establish a new home, which the woman likely had to do first, is a bonus because at the very least, it evened the score.