This story starts as revenge stories do—with a cheating husband. A husband and a wife were married, and about ten years into it (and after kids), it was discovered that the husband was cheating. The wife left immediately and moved back across the country to be with her parents.
Eventually, the husband came back to see the kids, and the husband and wife went to a hotel room where they got carried away—as they always had done. Fast forward to 3am, where the husband is taking a shower, thinking that all is well with the world again. She took all the towels from the room, the sheets from the bed, the blankets, and all of the clothes, and shoes. Then she took his cell phone, wallet, and keys, and stole the handle from the room phone.
When the husband got out of the shower, the wife says that he, “should have kept his pants on!” and then ran out the door with all of her goodies, leaving the husband in the room with no way to contact anybody and no way to get dry.
The wife says that she had no idea how her (now ex) husband was able to get out of the room or what he ended up explaining to the hotel staff, but she couldn’t care less. Now that’s what we call a wet, hot recipe for well-deserved revenge! It just goes to show that cheaters really never do prosper—and in fact might end up wet, naked, and with nowhere to go!