Revenge – In a Purse!

revenge in a purse

Revenge- In a Purse

Many people have taken up the idea of “pursing” people, or luring an individual that has bad tendencies toward a purse with the thought that they might make some fast money off of somebody else’s misfortune—but they end up with a less pleasant surprise instead.

Expert pursers recommend that you go out and get a cheap purse from Target and WalMart.  Once it’s in your hand… go out and find a pile of dog (or other animal) poo and shovel the bag up.  Then, go to a semi-populated area—like the outside of a movie theater—and leave the open bag in a conspicuous place.  Once your bait is set, just cross the street and mind your own business for a bit—you’ll be surprised at how fast somebody takes the bait!

This is just a silly little way to get revenge against those who might have less than pure intentions at heart.  It’s likely that the person who falls victim to your little revenge prank will never know you were responsible—but on the other hand, they’re probably a lot less likely to try and snitch money from unsupervised purses!

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  1. I didn’t make her happy and I didn’t act like I loved her anymore or paid her any atnitteon. I prayed for her to come back and chased her to prove how badly I wanted to be with her and after 2.5 years she gave my another chance and we got remarried after that and had 3 more kids. I didn’t want to loose her again so I did everything I could to make her happy. We went to counseling, we spent more time with our kids and each other, and I did everything I could to keep us together. About 4 years later, she started acting very distant towards me and the kids. She started spending more time with our best friends a couple we had known for 8 years, their 2 kids had been best friends with our kids. When I raised questions about this, she said that she needed time away from the family so I backed off. Over a 3 year period, she slowly was more and more distant and spending more time with friends. Her best friend over time confided in me that my wife was spending more and more time with my best friend, her husband and thought they were having an affair. I told her she was being crazy, that they would never do that to our families. Months after that, my wife became pregnant and I thought that this new child would bring us together. When she was 5 months pregnant , she came by my job with divorce papers, said you’re not the father and left. I was stunned and embarrassed. I didn’t want to believe it. I went home and all her things were gone and she went to the children’s school and told them we were getting a divorce. I called her and demanded to know why she was leaving again and she told me that she had been having a 2 year affair with my best friend and her unborn child was his. I broke down. To think I trusted her, and to hear that was disgusting. I went to his house and confronted him. He said that my wife loved him and she was going to leave me and we ended up fighting and his neighbors broke it up. The next night, his wife called me and said that he told her about the affair and the baby and that her husband was leaving her. I wanted so bad for her to come back and I still do. Its been 3 years and she’s still with him. After her daughter was born, we got a DNA test and he was the dad and now they also have a son together. He’s gotten a divorce from his wife and my wife is trying to divorce me again but I just want her to be with me. Call me crazy but, I love her and I still want to work it out with her. My children are very upset when they visit their mother as well as his children are upset when they visit and everything is very complicated right now. I’ve begged her to come back but she just won’t. I’m willing to forgive her and to except her two children, so is there anything I can do?

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