Get Skunked

One of the most heinous ways to get revenge on somebody is to skunk them.  Of course, in order to appreciate how intense this version of revenge can be, you have to read a story to go along with it.  Fortunately, we have the perfect skunking story for you!

A woman wanted to get revenge against a coworker who was completely obnoxious and ended up as one of those infamous “false friends.”  Essentially, the coworker never did any work, and ended up blaming the fact that a project didn’t get done on time on the woman—even though it was the coworker who was at fault.  Upset, the woman decided to get her revenge.

First, she spent an entire evening driving around town looking for road kill.  Frankly, she would have taken anything—she was first looking for cats and dogs.  Eventually, however, she came across a dead skunk.  She ended up picking it up from the road—and when she did so, she heard a sucking noise as it was pulled from the pavement, so she knew it was fresh.

After putting it in a garbage bag, she drove to the coworker’s house.  Taking out the bag, she slammed it against the hood of the coworker’s car and dragged the smashed remains of the skunk all over the coworker’s windshield.

What makes it even better is that the coworker didn’t wake up until after noon the next day, and the weather was scorching—perfect revenge!