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For those of you who are looking for a creative way to get revenge against somebody who has treated you like a dog, take a page from the book of two creative sisters.  Like many revenge stories, this one has its roots in cheating.  One of the sisters had a boyfriend who ended up treating her like a dog—as in, he had a few other romantic interests on the side.

Deciding that she wasn’t going to take this lying down, one of the sisters enlisted the help of the other.   What they decided to do went down in the legendary books of revenge.  They spent a couple of days searching the local highways and streets for the carcass of a dead dog.  It took them a while, but they eventually found one—and as they were steeling themselves to collect the carcass, the police showed up.

In this instance, though, the police were helpful—the sisters made up a story about the dog being theirs and wanting to bury it.  Seeing two girls in distress made the police help them collect the dead dog and bag it up.  Giggling, the sisters took the dog to the house of the boyfriend that night.

Using a leash and collar, they attached the dog’s body to the end of the car.  The next morning when the boyfriend got up, he likely didn’t realize it until it was too late, and the cops were called on him for animal cruelty after the neighbor saw him dragging the dead body of a dog behind his car!