Not all revenge has to be earth shattering. Some of the best revenge stories come out of simply getting people back in ways that are satisfactory. This revenge story actually comes from an eighth-grader who decided to take some revenge against his friends after they bailed on helping him.

The eighth-grader had been participating in a school candy sale. He had sold over 20 pounds worth of candy, and needed to be able to carry it home to deliver it. His mother and father were both unable to pick him up from school as they were at work. Deciding that the best way to get help was to bribe some friends, he got in contact with some kids who lived on his block and promised to share some candy with them if they helped him carry the boxes home. The kids agreed to help. The day that the eighth-grader had to carry the candy home however, he was surprised to find that none of his enlisted help had shown up. Later on, after he had managed to carry all 20 pounds of candy home by himself, he found out that his enlisted help had decided to accept a ride from another friend rather than help him carry the candy.

He was understandably a little bit upset. The next week, he was supposed to give some of these friends a ride home when it was raining. Instead, he simply got into the car a little bit early and told his mother that nobody needed a ride that day. About an hour later, the other kids knocked on his door, soaking wet and incensed.

Some revenge is about the little things. But all revenge is about making you feel better!

There are many ways to take creative revenge in the modern world, what with all of the offerings that technology has on the table.  If you’re thinking about doing something nasty to somebody, you’d better think twice—particularly if your foe is somebody like an electrical engineer who knows how the internet works, and, possibly worse, your cell phone!

The victim of this revenge was a hot tennis player who always talked smack—and then once decided to chase down one of his opponents after a game (who happened to be the electrical engineer) with an egg.  Incensed, the engineer decided to take his revenge.

He hacked into the tennis player’s cell phone, and reprogrammed his message to say that the tennis player was looking to “experiment” with men between the ages of 12 and 42, and then changed the PIN so that the message could not be changed.  Another thing to mention is that the tennis player himself was only 16 years old – so imagine the surprise from his mother when she called and tried to leave him a voicemail about something!

The family couldn’t figure out how to fix the tennis player’s PIN number, so they ended up having to go through a long and expensive debacle with the cell phone company in order to remedy the problem—and this was only after plenty of friends and family had called the tennis player’s voicemail.  To make a long and embarrassing story short, it’s a good idea to always think twice before egging your tech-geek acquaintances!

One of the number one causes of revenge definitely has to do with human relationships. In this game of revenge, there was a boyfriend and girlfriend who were together until the boyfriend realized that the girlfriend was cheating on him with one of his friends. Taking the advice of the ages, he decided not to get mad—he got even.

He snuck into his ex-girlfriend’s house and pulled out the box of condoms. He then took a short syringe and injected a small amount of BenGay into the first condom at the top of the pack. After which, he left his keys on the girlfriends table (as if he was there to drop off his things) and left.

For those who are not aware, the application of BenGay to genital areas results in extreme and excruciating pain. The ex-boyfriend was not around to witness his revenge, but as the neighbor of the ex-girlfriend was the boyfriend’s friend, he was able to hear that the night after he dropped off his key, there was some excruciating screaming coming from the bedroom of the ex-girlfriend and the ex-friend. Needless to say, copulation that night was not as pleasant as either one of them had hoped.

The moral of the story is not to mess with another man’s girlfriend. If you do, you might find yourself in a more painful situation than you would like! To stay on the straight and narrow, and always respect your friends and their relationships, and you won’t get such an Icy Hot revenge!

A new tenant moved into a duplex, the second half of which was inhabited by the landlady. Prior to the tenants’ arrival in the home, the landlady’s son actually lived in the other half of the duplex. The trouble was that the son had never really held a job, had bad credit, and was in and out with girlfriends over time. The tenant called him the wonder boy.

Wonder boy had been living with his girlfriend, but in the girlfriend eventually dumped him. Of course, he wished to move back into the other half of his mother’s duplex and harassed the tenant to the point of the tenant having to call the police several times. He also gave his creditors (to whom he owed more than 10k) the tenants’ phone number at the fax machine. This meant that the tenant had to endure calls that were essentially high-pitched faxes.

However, the tenant was smart. She took the information provided on her caller ID, and ended up giving the creditors wonder boy’s mother’s information. After this, the creditors were hot on the trail of wonder boy who ended up getting his wages garnished.

It just goes to show, you shouldn’t bug people living in a lawfully rented house when you don’t follow the law yourself!  Remember to pay your creditors and mind your business, otherwise you might be on the receiving end of some revenge!

Sometimes, revenge can be over the most bizarre things. In this particular story the revenge occurred over cat burgling. However, the use of cat burgling in this sense is a little bit juicier than what you originally may have been expecting.

Namely, it was a feud started between neighbors over a cat. The first neighbor owned a cat that often went outside. The second neighbor apparently liked it so much that she repeatedly stole the cat and would keep it inside of her home for hours. This annoyed the first neighbor, and after a few months of bringing her concerns up to the second neighbor and having them ignored she decided to take revenge.

In this case, revenge occurred in the form of worming tablets. The first neighbor decided to feed her cat a slightly larger portion of the medicine that the cat normally took. One of the side effects of this particular medication is that if taken in large doses it causes loose bowels in felines.

So in this case, the revenge was executed when the second neighbor took the cat into her home for hours, and, unable to control itself, the cat defecated all over the inside of the house.

The first neighbor now reports that the second neighbor no longer tries to keep the cat in her house for hours. It just goes to show that kidnapping never pays—even if the kid in question is actually a cat. Make sure that you keep your grubby claws to yourself so you can avoid this kind of revenge!